60 Ways to piss off Itachi by yanzmachine, literature
Literature
60 Ways to piss off Itachi
60 ways to piss off Itachi Uchiha
(a.k.a. 60 ways to get a slow painful death)
1. Walk up to him and say, "Hi!"
2. Ask him why he didn't kill Sasuke and keep asking, "Why?" over and over again
3. Drop a pail of chile/sour cream (mixed) on him
4. Stare at him for no reason
5.Point to a part of your face, keep telling him he's got something "rrrriiiiggghhhttt there, no here, no HERE, here damn it! I GIVE UP!" and stomp out madly
6. Steal his nail polish and tell him Orochimaru took it
7. Trick him into swearing that he will never kill again--
8.--when (if!) you do show Sasuke where Itachi is hiding (at the time)
9. Make Kisame raise h
